 ”Now how am i suppose to bathe in peace now?”
That’s right ladies! There’s an active peeping-tom in the premises of the outdoor showering area that you should be aware of. My oh my… after a hard week at work or school, this shit-head won’t give us a break!
 Yew yew yew… What say you if we serve this chee-koh-peh (Hokkien translation: Pervert) with our Kiyah-Splashh! angels’ kick-ass recipe:Â
Blind him with our sweet-berry-smelling bath foam, claw his eyes with our manicured nails, bust his ears with the femme fetale clamour of a crowd, multiple-cut his face up with our shaving razors,  kick him in his nether region and crack his nuts, and finally, sock him continuously with our paddles!
Oh YES! Peeping Tom… be Afraid.. Be VERY AFRAID.
Some Insider news: He uses a camera phone (Oh my Lord! It had better not be one of ‘em 5 mega pixel phone cameras!) and prowl on his victims from the bottom up of the showering cubicle.
I say we had better keep a constant look out for this bozo till we wallop catch him.
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Your recipe sounds delicious. I am so glad we are on the same team.
It’s specially created for deserving people who needs one! XD