Due to the impending doom we brought upon ourselves, it seems that a life jacket is inadequate when you face a whole dragon boat capsizing and landing directly above you (Refer to this if you do not know what we mean). We thought we might bring your attention to your latest dragon boat gear, brought to you specially to suit your safety needs…
The Drager atmospheric underwater suit
It seems that we have to go the ultimate to keep everybody alive safe when we risk drowning every Sunday. *Sigh and double Sigh* This suit will protect us from hard knocks, yet prevent water from getting into our lungs. We know we cannot do without our weekend dose of sunshine, and showing off our fashionable tan-lines at work. We are with you on this, Kiyah-Splashhies, but we have to safeguard ourselves in the interim when the authorities figure ‘emselves out…
And I know you don’t want to end up looking like this…
Kenny from SouthPark
Oh, woe betide us! Who can we turn to for our dragon boating garb needs now?
Karl Lagerfeld, save us!
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Very humorous article…… keep it coming….
I am glued to this blog now!